1. First, this bar in Japan has a sign that’s hilariously honest about what they’re selling:
2. This business’s door looks decidedly different when you lock it:
3. And this guy’s first time using a Waterpik didn’t go so well:
4. This author probably came up with this idea after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time:
5. This author and illustrator should really think about only using her first name, like Cher or Beyoncé:
6. And this book editor really should think about dropping their middle initial:
7. This cat sneezed into a bowl of flour (and was NOT happy about it):
8. These fountains outside a mammogram imaging center were quite the choice:
9. And these people really, really, REALLY don’t want anyone messing with their chair:
![A blue chair with a sign that reads, "Property of the [Name Redacted] Family. Violators WILL be Prostituted."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-07/23/23/asset/9a87249dec99/sub-buzz-2878-1721777724-1.png?crop=1165:1080;127,0)
10. Hey, look! A celebrity sighting! It’s Bert from Sesame Street:
11. I’m guessing a dad tacked this notice on the bulletin board:
12. And speaking of dads, this one deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:
13. This Goodwill came up with the perfect price to sell this Pi-shaped pizza cutter:
14. Whoever made this sign is tired of having to tell people to turn around:
15. And this photo should put at ease anyone who is afraid that AI is going to revolt and kill us all:
16. This guy better marry this woman and fast:
17. This guy, meanwhile, DIY’d an air conditioning unit for his car:
18. And this, uh, enthusiastic lover saw this on their phone after having sex:
19. This guy — after chasing away a kid throwing rocks at his home — found the kid’s scooter left behind. This is what he did with it in the morning:
20. This one is going to break hard across generational lines — you’ll either get it and laugh or be really, really confused:
21. And this joke is dumb…in the best possible way:
22. If you’ve been looking for a mole catcher (or a frog juggler, chicken whisperer, or squirrel matador) you’re in luck:
23. This beach-side food stand had to lay down the law:
24. And something tells me the dinosaur-loving 6-year-old who drew this saw mommy and daddy doing something they weren’t supposed to:
25. I’m thinking this person bought their truck just so they could make this joke:
26. These reviews on a business’s website tell a hilarious story:
27. And I just ordered this shirt…in every color of the rainbow:
28. This delightfully weird kid tried to eat crackers through a mask:
29. This smart aleck kid did THIS after being told to “stack the dishes in the sink”:
30. And this teenage boy — cringe face — left a note explaining his crusty sock was not a “cum sock”:
31. This lady was really motivated to enjoy the heatwave…despite not living anywhere near a beach:
32. This restaurant came up with a genius way to ensure they popped up first on Google searches:
33. And this Japanese restaurant has a waxwork samurai standing at one of the urinals in the bathroom:
34. This person noticed their science book’s depiction of Uranus was…strangely accurate:
35. This smart ass did this while running a bath:
36. And this person saw the Elemental movie poster and said it looked like her crotch was on fire:
37. This person thought they’d found the perfect apartment to rent…until they saw this across the hall:
38. This person actually made this “house for sale” sign:
39. And this dad joke is pretty good. Pretty, pretty good:
40. This kid casually told his mom, “I think something bit my ear”:
41. This wife glanced at the screen and asked her husband, “How can the score be negative?!”:
42. And this dad — tired of his family talking endlessly about Taylor Swift — put out a “Taylor Swift jar” (like a swear jar) requiring 25 cents for any TS mention:
43. This person baked this cookie, then decided the poor feller was just too sad to eat:
44. This Porsche driver had a good laugh about their vanity plate:
45. And this car owner said, “Oh, you think you got me because you put a boot on my car, do you? Mwahahaha!”
46. This ticket cut off the movie title in a way that could inspire a slew of porno parodies:
47. This guy was tired of his wife re-gifting bottles from his wine collection, so he did this to stop her:
48. And this busy grocery worker who devised a genius plan to not be bothered on Thanksgiving morning:
49. This bar came up with a way to make 86’ing unruly patrons a sarcastic snap:
50. And, lastly, you have GOT to love these port-a-potty “settings”:
